Two Poker Stories

Story # 1 -- Cavemen Playing Poker
Its 40,000 years ago. Ice age on the European continent. Theres a bunch of cavemen sitting around playing poker. One of the cavemen tables a 5 high straight, and says; "I got the wheel". The other cavemen look at him and ask; "What is that?"

Story # 2 -- Dog Playing Poker
I taught my dog how to play poker. Taught him all the games, all the odds, all the plays. When to fold, when to bluff, how many cards to take, how much to bet -- everything. But my dog could never win. Every time he had a good hand, he wagged his tail.